tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58354639241105332402012-02-16T09:40:16.383-02:00JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.comBlogger1241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-20898462443495302762009-08-18T17:17:00.001-03:002009-08-18T17:21:00.979-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Agora mudamos de Blog !<br /><br />Acesse:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sohhumor.blogspot.com">www.sohhumor.blogspot.com</a></span><br /></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2089846244349530276?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-59414222017047755252009-01-06T00:07:00.002-02:002009-01-06T00:07:59.270-02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0406.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 225px;" src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0406.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5941422201704775525?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-81875353138745464332008-10-09T15:27:00.002-03:002008-10-09T15:33:00.812-03:00<p style="text-align: justify;">Prezados usuários do site de Orkut.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">O site de relacionamentos Orkut, que está no ar desde 19 de janeiro de 2004, irá sair do ar nessa sexta-feira, 17 de outubro de 2008.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">O motivo?</p> <p style="text-align: justify;"><s>O site Orkut esta uma putaria total!</s></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Além das freqüentes denúncias de <strong>pedofilia </strong>e<strong> acobertação de provas feitas pela CPI da pedofilia</strong>, instaurada no Brasil, para os gerentes da Google, o Orkut é algo que está pesando nos servidores e no bolso.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cogumelol.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/eric.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://cogumelol.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/eric.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><em>“Estamos cansados de ter que trocar toda hora o servidor ou aumentar o espaço. Não estamos conseguindo dar conta de tanto lixo em um lugar só. O Orkut prejudica a ferramenta de pesquisa do Google, que é o centro das atenções de nossa empresa”, disse Dr. Eric Schmidt, Presidente do Conselho Executivo e Diretor Executivo da Google.</em></p><p style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /><em></em></p><p style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Matéria da <strong>FOLHA DE SÃO PAULO</strong> de 8 de outubro de 2008<br />Página A3, Caderno COTIDIANO.</p><p style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Rapassem!<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8187535313874546433?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-10637713380229412692008-10-06T15:21:00.002-03:002008-10-06T15:24:37.576-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SOpXipo4ahI/AAAAAAAAAU8/sv4B2Bxe5BE/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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font-style: italic;">Cogumelo</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Louco</span><br /></a></div></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1834400488389318685?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-41767826893272161332008-09-17T19:03:00.004-03:002008-09-17T19:23:23.553-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;">É bem interessante. Basta achar a letra citada, no meio das outras </span><span style="font-size:130%;">só com a visão.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Encontre o C. É um bom exercício para os olhos.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Já encontrou o C? Então, agora, encontre o 8!(esse achei fácil)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB8BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Depois de encontrar o 8, chegou a vez de encontrar o 6.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99996999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Encontrado o 6, encontre agora o N. Este é difícil.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Se você passou nos testes,Comente, Clicando em comentários no Início do Post!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span>Copiei do</span>: </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://preguiza.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;"> Prefuiça Blog'r</span></a></div><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://preguiza.blogspot.com/"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4176782689327216133?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-49811838807102320652008-09-17T19:03:00.000-03:002008-09-17T19:05:34.775-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/khZQHyVD88s&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/khZQHyVD88s&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agora,se é verdade não Sei.<br />Mas como ta próximo,vale a pena esperar!<br /><br />xD<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4981183880710232065?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-23745046357250381082008-09-17T13:51:00.000-03:002008-09-17T13:51:00.591-03:00<p><img src="http://buzz.globo.com/files/136/2008/09/jogo-dos-7-erros-jb.jpg" alt="jogo-dos-7-erros-jb.jpg" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2374504635725038108?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-2616303428019982692008-09-17T13:16:00.000-03:002008-09-17T13:16:01.201-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">• <strong style="color: rgb(255, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Modo convencional</strong><br /><img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KIVFcDHEmYY/R_TKWjjWzBI/AAAAAAAAApc/b-imTbCe900/s320/Imagem15.jpg" /><br /><br />• <strong style="color: rgb(255, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Modo Tabuleiro de Xadrez</strong><br /><img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KIVFcDHEmYY/R_TKTjjWzAI/AAAAAAAAApU/8-tKolky-X0/s320/Imagem14.jpg" /><br /><br />• <strong style="color: rgb(255, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Modo Puxa daqui eu eu puxo daí</strong><br /><img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_KIVFcDHEmYY/R_TKQzjWy_I/AAAAAAAAApM/5f5biGNVfPI/s320/Imagem13.jpg" /><br /><br />• <strong style="color: rgb(255, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Modo Ops! 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Só fiz metade</strong><br /><img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_KIVFcDHEmYY/R_TJnzjWy0I/AAAAAAAAAn0/g6V5NroELBg/s320/Imagem2.jpg" /><br /><br />• <strong style="color: rgb(255, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Modo Cesto de pão</strong><br /><img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_KIVFcDHEmYY/R_TJjjjWyzI/AAAAAAAAAns/xqJ5X_cDddA/s320/Imagem1.jpg" /><br /><br />Copiei do <a href="http://canal-69.blogspot.com/">Canal 69</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-261630342801998269?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-6241710928967484922008-09-16T13:41:00.001-03:002008-09-16T13:41:25.897-03:00<p><img src="http://buzz.globo.com/files/136/2008/09/datena-ladrao-rezar-jb.jpg" alt="datena-ladrao-rezar-jb.jpg" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-624171092896748492?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-16582122221158915662008-09-16T13:12:00.000-03:002008-09-16T13:13:24.246-03:0001. Atira se for homem.<br />02. Atravessa correndo que dá.<br />03. Ah, não se preocupe, o que não mata, engorda.<br />04. Fica tranqüilo que este alicate é isolado.<br />05. Sabe qual a chance de isso acontecer? Uma em um milhão.<br />06. Essa camisa do Palmeiras não é minha não….eu sou corintiano como vocês.<br />07. Adoro essas ruas pois são super tranqüilas.<br />08. Tem certeza que não tem perigo?<br />09. Nem acredito que vou saltar de pára-quedas! E, ó, eu mesmo que dobrei!<br />10. Aqui é o PT-965 decolando em seu primeiro vôo solo.<br />11. Confie em mim!<br />12. Aqui é o piloto. Vamos passar por uma ligeira turbulência.<br />13. Capacete? Imagina, tá calor.<br />14. Eu sempre mudei a temperatura do chuveiro com ele ligado…<br />15. Deixa comigo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1658212222115891566?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-20147716364486377152008-09-08T20:58:00.001-03:002008-09-08T20:58:35.067-03:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/grzhdwWLL-I&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/grzhdwWLL-I&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2014771636448637715?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-16923786166869061152008-09-04T22:02:00.001-03:002008-09-04T22:03:42.861-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br />O cão é realmente o melhor amigo do homem.<br />Se você não acredita, faça a seguinte experiência:<br /><br />Coloque seu cachorro e a sua esposa no porta-malas do carro por uma hora...<br /><br />... Então abra o porta-malas.<br /><br />Quem está realmente feliz em ver você?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JwZ-OIuQJ_w/SL1SByQ7WDI/AAAAAAAABT4/BoP3guWZSYo/s1600-h/cao.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JwZ-OIuQJ_w/SL1SByQ7WDI/AAAAAAAABT4/BoP3guWZSYo/s400/cao.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241435731955243058" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1692378616686906115?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-91592963789570385592008-09-02T12:00:00.000-03:002008-09-02T12:00:00.280-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SLbbRUcJysI/AAAAAAAACKg/NZWXGydhzKQ/s1600-h/marketingagressivo3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SLbbRUcJysI/AAAAAAAACKg/NZWXGydhzKQ/s400/marketingagressivo3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239616307083201218" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-9159296378957038559?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-43251888099035839742008-09-01T16:30:00.000-03:002008-09-01T16:30:00.361-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-329" title="Car FAIL" style="margin-left: 50px; margin-right: 50px;" alt="" src="http://www.veiotarado.com/wp-content/car-fail.jpg" height="312" width="500" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4325188809903583974?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-3192121268889367272008-08-31T16:13:00.000-03:002008-08-31T16:14:38.315-03:00<center><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240732592823510274" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; cursor: pointer; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JwZ-OIuQJ_w/SLrShs4OpQI/AAAAAAAABTA/7Le85BakQ0A/s400/own.png" border="0" /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-319212126888936727?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-32039403156058282852008-08-30T19:42:00.000-03:002008-08-30T19:43:30.027-03:00A Polícia Militar prendeu três homens em flagrante por tráfico de drogas e porte ilegal de armas em Caxias do Sul, na serra gaúcha, na noite desta quarta-feira (27). Os suspeitos estavam em uma casa no bairro Vila Ipê. Os policiais apreenderam com eles uma nota de 3 reais...<br /><br /><img src="http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh7/kamikazigames/notade3.jpg" alt="notadetres" border="0" /><br /><br />Será que os traficantes eram portugueses?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Fonte: </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://g1.globo.com/" target="_blank">G1</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3203940315605828285?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-58219742242016146122008-08-26T23:13:00.003-03:002008-08-26T23:16:58.321-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SLS4egktYAI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YA7G1abA33o/s1600-h/peda%C3%A7oquefaltava.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SLS4egktYAI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YA7G1abA33o/s400/peda%C3%A7oquefaltava.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239015100818219010" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=2729498776819770816"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Fonte: </span><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Meu <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;">Orkut</span></span> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5821974224201614612?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-15242973737675570192008-08-21T14:00:00.000-03:002008-08-21T14:00:00.407-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Pra você que está consado daquelas sacolas comuns, veja uma galeria com dez imagens de sacolas muito criativas e engraçadas ...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVYIkMAII/AAAAAAAABzw/yFrUsbBhgEs/s1600-h/sacola10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVYIkMAII/AAAAAAAABzw/yFrUsbBhgEs/s400/sacola10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095209039495298" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiV8MiTctI/AAAAAAAAB0w/iEYYwD7YYKI/s1600-h/sacola2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiV8MiTctI/AAAAAAAAB0w/iEYYwD7YYKI/s400/sacola2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095828580627154" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiViV12QPI/AAAAAAAAB0A/q1G8iyQCUqU/s1600-h/sacola8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiViV12QPI/AAAAAAAAB0A/q1G8iyQCUqU/s400/sacola8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095384401920242" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVdYSYwlI/AAAAAAAABz4/g3mZpF8TAVE/s1600-h/sacola9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVdYSYwlI/AAAAAAAABz4/g3mZpF8TAVE/s400/sacola9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095299159147090" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVy_VE7rI/AAAAAAAAB0o/E7cF8eCD_OE/s1600-h/sacola3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVy_VE7rI/AAAAAAAAB0o/E7cF8eCD_OE/s400/sacola3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095670416666290" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVtKdyAiI/AAAAAAAAB0Y/sRhHeSr4HKo/s1600-h/sacola5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVtKdyAiI/AAAAAAAAB0Y/sRhHeSr4HKo/s400/sacola5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095570326749730" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiWEJUp8mI/AAAAAAAAB04/Ex_yUIoHJCs/s1600-h/sacola1.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiWEJUp8mI/AAAAAAAAB04/Ex_yUIoHJCs/s400/sacola1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095965157028450" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVwOp6B0I/AAAAAAAAB0g/fPxRIer7_lU/s1600-h/sacola4.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVwOp6B0I/AAAAAAAAB0g/fPxRIer7_lU/s400/sacola4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095622990956354" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVqYjm17I/AAAAAAAAB0Q/5IIN98Lwnv4/s1600-h/sacola6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVqYjm17I/AAAAAAAAB0Q/5IIN98Lwnv4/s400/sacola6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095522569672626" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVmzOBSPI/AAAAAAAAB0I/LheWePl4Vh8/s1600-h/sacola7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SJiVmzOBSPI/AAAAAAAAB0I/LheWePl4Vh8/s400/sacola7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231095461007411442" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1524297373767557019?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-34867165950087879842008-08-20T23:59:00.000-03:002008-08-20T23:59:01.217-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">"Antes de usar um chapéu de napoleão,<br />verifique se sua bicicleta possui duas rodas"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmykMGTNrI/AAAAAAAACC4/kOS-ohLmWm8/s1600-h/placa48.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmykMGTNrI/AAAAAAAACC4/kOS-ohLmWm8/s400/placa48.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912376587597490" border="0" /></a><br />"Para dores nos rins, dançe como Village People"<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyhqQIVUI/AAAAAAAACCw/kCCXLGqZTd4/s1600-h/placa49.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 363px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyhqQIVUI/AAAAAAAACCw/kCCXLGqZTd4/s400/placa49.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912333142283586" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"Use o aspirador para o transporte de homens-cadeira"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyeylJclI/AAAAAAAACCo/LfjhgAHAFEg/s1600-h/placa50.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyeylJclI/AAAAAAAACCo/LfjhgAHAFEg/s400/placa50.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912283838313042" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3486716595008787984?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-23573314195362917072008-08-20T22:00:00.000-03:002008-08-20T22:00:00.138-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Continuação do Post Placas Bizarras 1.<br /><br />"Local para pessoas com depressão profunda"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyvivhP3I/AAAAAAAACDY/DIIbIk6FrAo/s1600-h/placa44.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 441px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyvivhP3I/AAAAAAAACDY/DIIbIk6FrAo/s400/placa44.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912571644624754" border="0" /></a><br />"Caso seus dedos sejam cortados por uma estaca,<br />atire setas no herói dos anos 50"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmytXvP3hI/AAAAAAAACDQ/EzcdC3UM3hc/s1600-h/placa45.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmytXvP3hI/AAAAAAAACDQ/EzcdC3UM3hc/s400/placa45.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912534330957330" border="0" /></a><br />"Ao ver uma onda muticolorida, tome o maior folêgo da sua vida"<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyntD-02I/AAAAAAAACDA/qMVJc26TV3Y/s1600-h/placa47.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyntD-02I/AAAAAAAACDA/qMVJc26TV3Y/s400/placa47.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912436975850338" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Fonte : Peroxas<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2357331419536291707?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-18406836982427671722008-08-20T19:02:00.004-03:002008-08-20T19:07:06.581-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU5A6HGXI/AAAAAAAAATI/4nUVBRhkxR4/s1600-h/Praca152.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU5A6HGXI/AAAAAAAAATI/4nUVBRhkxR4/s400/Praca152.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236724173942233458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU5px7tCI/AAAAAAAAATQ/t-SJkZtK5VI/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU5px7tCI/AAAAAAAAATQ/t-SJkZtK5VI/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236724184913785890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6LcI8XI/AAAAAAAAATY/TFy9eAmvMGM/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6LcI8XI/AAAAAAAAATY/TFy9eAmvMGM/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236724193949184370" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6SC06SI/AAAAAAAAATg/0IBPJkwa7Q8/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6SC06SI/AAAAAAAAATg/0IBPJkwa7Q8/s400/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236724195722062114" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6j3vLkI/AAAAAAAAATo/M7R21bqC8lU/s1600-h/Garoto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKyU6j3vLkI/AAAAAAAAATo/M7R21bqC8lU/s400/Garoto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236724200507387458" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Algumas Fotos, peguei no Blog www.insoonia.com</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1840683698242767172?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-78237170013324617262008-08-20T18:54:00.000-03:002008-08-20T18:55:11.487-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Placas bizarras merecem traduções bizaras. Por isso vou postar várias aqui pra vocês.<br /></div><p><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;">"Proibido aparecer profeticamente por detrás do vale"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmy1ro9AcI/AAAAAAAACDw/pKAg98AHzFU/s1600-h/placa41.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmy1ro9AcI/AAAAAAAACDw/pKAg98AHzFU/s400/placa41.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912677112218050" border="0" /></a><br />"Ao ser engolido por um rocambole rolante, leia um livro"<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyzk56QeI/AAAAAAAACDo/x4NyUqvPax8/s1600-h/placa42.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 426px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyzk56QeI/AAAAAAAACDo/x4NyUqvPax8/s400/placa42.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912640944554466" border="0" /></a><br />"Não hipnotize a criança com um ioiô"<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyxqZIoWI/AAAAAAAACDg/NbLagWm9Zlk/s1600-h/placa43.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 396px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyxqZIoWI/AAAAAAAACDg/NbLagWm9Zlk/s400/placa43.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235912608057958754" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Fonte : Peroxas<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7823717001332461726?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-13894333471622234842008-08-19T20:33:00.002-03:002008-08-19T20:41:00.760-03:00<div class="entry clear"><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.danosse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/080818_mijadores.jpg" alt="Estilo de Mijadores do Danosse" title="Estilo de Mijadores do Danosse" class="size-full wp-image-6814" height="624" width="500" /></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1389433347162223484?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-69854445951384955262008-08-19T20:25:00.004-03:002008-08-19T20:32:44.799-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXQLlFqFI/AAAAAAAAASY/kXUgKUojYmw/s1600-h/Imagem14.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXQLlFqFI/AAAAAAAAASY/kXUgKUojYmw/s400/Imagem14.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236374927246207058" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXQrlAG3I/AAAAAAAAASg/HhKwg3tlAqk/s1600-h/Imagem2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXQrlAG3I/AAAAAAAAASg/HhKwg3tlAqk/s400/Imagem2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236374935835777906" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXRE4atnI/AAAAAAAAASo/TgHMFzCMseM/s1600-h/Imagem22.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXRE4atnI/AAAAAAAAASo/TgHMFzCMseM/s400/Imagem22.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236374942628099698" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXRkQZc_I/AAAAAAAAASw/ZMmRxcMQh6U/s1600-h/Imagem19.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXRkQZc_I/AAAAAAAAASw/ZMmRxcMQh6U/s400/Imagem19.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236374951050179570" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXSHxvPsI/AAAAAAAAAS4/8TWu-stwCBg/s1600-h/Imagem27.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXSHxvPsI/AAAAAAAAAS4/8TWu-stwCBg/s400/Imagem27.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236374960585260738" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXltuAP_I/AAAAAAAAATA/tg90kv9IGaI/s1600-h/Imagem34.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKtXltuAP_I/AAAAAAAAATA/tg90kv9IGaI/s400/Imagem34.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236375297187659762" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6985444595138495526?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-61695845886114922602008-08-19T19:48:00.003-03:002008-08-19T19:55:07.945-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Após o Post <a href="http://blogdusbao.blogspot.com/2008/08/criatividade-na-rua.html"> Criatividade na Rua</a> agora é Criatividade nos Bueros!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9066/dsc07429web1eb5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9066/dsc07429web1eb5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/balahall/SKb4qj3b4NI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Jh_VKJXxyJM/DSC00498_web_1.jpg?imgmax=512"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/balahall/SKb4qj3b4NI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Jh_VKJXxyJM/DSC00498_web_1.jpg?imgmax=512" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7638/dsc07726web1fx3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7638/dsc07726web1fx3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6695/dsc08181web1nc0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6695/dsc08181web1nc0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Axei la no <a href="http://www.balahalls.com/"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> Bala Halls</span> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6169584588611492260?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-50581258434656214702008-08-19T19:37:00.002-03:002008-08-19T19:44:01.070-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGLRdMD7I/AAAAAAAAAXQ/kDUA1Jed2ZM/s400-R/image0022.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGLRdMD7I/AAAAAAAAAXQ/kDUA1Jed2ZM/s400-R/image0022.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGH8cMS6I/AAAAAAAAAXI/r7gc7SVR_Qc/s400-R/image0011.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGH8cMS6I/AAAAAAAAAXI/r7gc7SVR_Qc/s400-R/image0011.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGM2xJ4NI/AAAAAAAAAXY/fjdj2sZ_6oQ/s400-R/image0033.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGM2xJ4NI/AAAAAAAAAXY/fjdj2sZ_6oQ/s400-R/image0033.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGQCEG7tI/AAAAAAAAAXg/hLODaK_P7Qs/s400-R/image0044.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bdYH8hFMiyk/SKmGQCEG7tI/AAAAAAAAAXg/hLODaK_P7Qs/s400-R/image0044.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />(kehuaehkahekahukekaehkua)<br />Não me aguentei e postei aqui,quando vi no <a href="http://www.recebi-por-email.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Recebi por E-mail</span> !</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5058125843465621470?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-37267256976274573222008-08-18T23:08:00.006-03:002008-08-18T23:16:25.819-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SKorXYCKFHI/AAAAAAAAAEs/8vQzlxWPA8w/s1600-h/LulaPedreiro1.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236045197360108658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SKorXYCKFHI/AAAAAAAAAEs/8vQzlxWPA8w/s400/LulaPedreiro1.png" border="0" /></a><br />Veja Mais Em:<a href="http://blogdusbao.blogspot.com/search/label/Cantadas"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Cantadas de Pedreiros</span></strong> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3726725697627457322?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-4010062757901471912008-08-18T21:00:00.001-03:002008-08-18T22:54:12.513-03:00<div><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">A banda mexicana RBD anunciou o fim da banda nesta sexta-feira por meio de um comunicado oficial publicado em seu site. Os shows marcados até agora, porém, serão realizados normalmente, como uma espécie de turnê de despedida. Fonte: Terra. </span><br /><p style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://rbdd.nireblog.com/blogs/rbdd/files/rbd-eles.jpg" border="0" /></p><br /><p style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-ALIGN: center">Como diria Galvão Bueno: ACABOOOOOUUUU, ACABOOOOOUUUU!!!</p><br /><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,204,204);font-size:78%;" >Fonte: Bobagento</span> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-401006275790147191?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-8470979492871403862008-08-18T10:00:00.000-03:002008-08-18T10:00:01.179-03:00<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Hb_Ga_Ms0YA/SI8jOewzCKI/AAAAAAAAArA/2kFJURUg-t8/s1600-h/ladrao.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228436424083310754" style="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Hb_Ga_Ms0YA/SI8jOewzCKI/AAAAAAAAArA/2kFJURUg-t8/s400/ladrao.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;">"Mamãe, a chave está debaixo do tapete. Ladrão, Vai à Merda. Claudete"<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-847097949287140386?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-32072691151440405052008-08-17T23:00:00.002-03:002008-08-17T23:00:00.356-03:00<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Hb_Ga_Ms0YA/SI8if8JfD8I/AAAAAAAAAq0/LBjxYwHadgk/s1600-h/opicoes.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228435137780258338" style="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_Hb_Ga_Ms0YA/SI8iDm6QFiI/AAAAAAAAAqs/VUNk7JhrD3g/s400/pic12043.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p style="text-align: center;">"Cuidade com PityBull e Rotvalle . Eles são Feroz"<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3207269115144040505?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-41854435397738533162008-08-17T21:00:00.001-03:002008-08-17T21:35:06.959-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><div class="post-body entry-content"> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OAt8n6I/AAAAAAAAAqo/F565GGmVEFY/s1600-h/aviao01.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OAt8n6I/AAAAAAAAAqo/F565GGmVEFY/s400/aviao01.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229516136436768674" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OF_KwII/AAAAAAAAAqw/cN2oTUh4HOc/s1600-h/aviao02.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OF_KwII/AAAAAAAAAqw/cN2oTUh4HOc/s400/aviao02.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229516137851175042" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OXMVyZI/AAAAAAAAAq4/OG4mvPm71Nc/s1600-h/aviao03.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lNRJFnX-0Lo/SJL5OXMVyZI/AAAAAAAAAq4/OG4mvPm71Nc/s400/aviao03.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229516142469826962" border="0" /></a> </div> <span class="post-author vcard"> </span> <span class="post-timestamp"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4185443539773853316?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-32529422877163419492008-08-17T19:00:00.000-03:002008-08-17T19:00:00.793-03:00<p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Você já deve ter reparado que a cada ocasião especial o google muda o seu logotipo de acordo com a temática da data, esses "logotipos" se chamam doodles. Esse <a href="http://www.google.com/holidaylogos.html" target="_blank">site</a> mostra todos os doodles desde 1999 até hoje, mas eu separei a seguir alguns dos doodles mais legais...<br /><br /></p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span">Dia da Independência</span> - 4 de Julho, 2008<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPF3PZVPI/AAAAAAAACBc/6H5mngh2Ux0/s1600-h/google1.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPF3PZVPI/AAAAAAAACBc/6H5mngh2Ux0/s400/google1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536366546179314" border="0" /></a>Invenção do Laser - 16 de Maio, 2008<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPDYL3vMI/AAAAAAAACBU/g4UcrApx2ck/s1600-h/google2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPDYL3vMI/AAAAAAAACBU/g4UcrApx2ck/s400/google2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536323850157250" border="0" /></a>Dia da Terra - 22 d Abril, 2008<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPAr7i4gI/AAAAAAAACBM/rR3DM5wdKLo/s1600-h/google3.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTPAr7i4gI/AAAAAAAACBM/rR3DM5wdKLo/s400/google3.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536277610783234" border="0" /></a>50º Aniversário do Lego - 28 de Janeiro, 2008<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO-FNKJlI/AAAAAAAACBE/x7gaj4rCcdU/s1600-h/google4.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO-FNKJlI/AAAAAAAACBE/x7gaj4rCcdU/s400/google4.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536232855938642" border="0" /></a>Halloween - 31 de Outubro, 2006<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO7if1VOI/AAAAAAAACA8/1c_JNAq7HJA/s1600-h/google5.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO7if1VOI/AAAAAAAACA8/1c_JNAq7HJA/s400/google5.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536189179286754" border="0" /></a>Novo Ano Persa - 21 de Março, 2006<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO44qzQXI/AAAAAAAACA0/bSrXm_SewT0/s1600-h/google6.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO44qzQXI/AAAAAAAACA0/bSrXm_SewT0/s400/google6.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536143591260530" border="0" /></a>Aniversário de Louis Braille - 4 de Janeiro, 2006<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO2m0f9FI/AAAAAAAACAs/aGqrZb9gtPA/s1600-h/google7.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTO2m0f9FI/AAAAAAAACAs/aGqrZb9gtPA/s400/google7.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536104440362066" border="0" /></a>Dia Nacional do Professor - 3 de Maio, 2005<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOzwSPdVI/AAAAAAAACAk/WDU3qw2oeTY/s1600-h/google8.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOzwSPdVI/AAAAAAAACAk/WDU3qw2oeTY/s400/google8.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536055441421650" border="0" /></a>Aniversário de Leonardo da Vinci - 15 de Abril, 2005<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOxH2UXvI/AAAAAAAACAc/HGCMvyG1N90/s1600-h/google9.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOxH2UXvI/AAAAAAAACAc/HGCMvyG1N90/s400/google9.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234536010227146482" border="0" /></a>Dia Mundial da Água - 22 de Março, 2005<br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOvHf5JbI/AAAAAAAACAU/R8zRwH7Vn8s/s1600-h/google10.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOvHf5JbI/AAAAAAAACAU/R8zRwH7Vn8s/s400/google10.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234535975773349298" border="0" /></a>Dia de Saint Patrick - 17 de Março, 2005<br /></div><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOs2d5SjI/AAAAAAAACAM/HA7chbfITIs/s1600-h/google11.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKTOs2d5SjI/AAAAAAAACAM/HA7chbfITIs/s400/google11.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234535936841828914" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3252942287716341949?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-86975171974003808872008-08-17T17:00:00.000-03:002008-08-17T17:00:00.539-03:00<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://ossamae.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/recordfecundacao.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-176" title="recordfecundacao" src="http://ossamae.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/recordfecundacao.jpg" alt="" height="204" width="450" /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8697517197400380887?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-76617343021027755152008-08-17T15:32:00.002-03:002008-08-17T15:33:35.677-03:00<center><img src="http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh7/kamikazigames/michaelphelps.jpg" alt="Phelps" border="0" /></center><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">O espermatozóide que fecundou o óvulo da mãe de Phelps bateu recorde mundial.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Certo dia Michael Phelps nadou na maior piscina do mundo. Ele foi tão rápido que conseguiu sair seco.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ao terminar cada prova, Michael Phelps tem tempo suficiente para assar um peru de natal até os outros competidores chegarem.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Phelps já tentou competir com a velocidade da luz. Ele tá até agora esperando ela chegar.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Estima-se que se Michael Phelps resolver dar uma volta ao mundo a nado, saindo de manhã, ao voltar a seu ponto de partida ainda será dia por lá.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Michael Phelps deu aula para seu professor de natação.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Michael Phelps é tão rápido que ele nunca descobriu qual é a cor do fundo da piscina.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Quando era pequeno, Phelps disse a sua mãe a beira da piscina: “Mãe, vou nadar… E aí, nadei bem?”.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Se você buscar no Google “Vencer Michael Phelps”, verá escrito “Você quis dizer: PERDER para Michael Phelps”.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Quando Michael Phelps tentou diminuir seu ritmo e deixar outro competidor ganhar, o máximo que conseguiu foi diminuir a diferença entre eles para 2 minutos.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Quando as medalhas são fabricadas, dividem em 3 setores: as de bronze, de prata e as do Michael Phelps.</span><br /><br />Fonte: <a href="http://peroxas.blogspot.com/">Peroxas</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7661734302102775515?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-27966941005713103752008-08-17T15:27:00.001-03:002008-08-17T15:27:35.560-03:00<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://saporra.com.br/images/mkt/idiotab.jpg" alt="John Hoover" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2796694100571310375?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-2054948412644836562008-08-17T15:07:00.000-03:002008-08-17T15:08:12.548-03:00<div style="text-align: center;" class="post-body"> <img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/2iw96z6.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-205494841264483656?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-79345517888758875982008-08-16T20:39:00.003-03:002008-08-16T20:40:00.275-03:00<h3 class="post-title"> </h3> <div style="text-align: center;" class="post-body"> <p><a href="http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2834/formigabf6.jpg"><img src="http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2834/formigabf6.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p>Tá bom.. eu sei que foi horrível ! =/<br /></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7934551788875887598?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-28392557808146619092008-08-16T20:12:00.000-03:002008-08-16T20:25:40.926-03:00<span style="font-family: arial;"></span><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_eZXS1mS2_BY/SI3X88TC1jI/AAAAAAAAAAs/2Q3H5T3yF-E/s1600-h/123.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228072184425141810" style="" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_eZXS1mS2_BY/SI3X88TC1jI/AAAAAAAAAAs/2Q3H5T3yF-E/s320/123.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2839255780814661909?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-23249968888614007452008-08-15T19:27:00.001-03:002008-08-15T19:27:48.429-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftK8NMdsTVY/SKWCLOn16SI/AAAAAAAAASM/zaSCq2FtClU/s1600-h/squellettrottoir%28jpg%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftK8NMdsTVY/SKWCLOn16SI/AAAAAAAAASM/zaSCq2FtClU/s400/squellettrottoir%28jpg%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234733271303448866" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2324996888861400745?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-85774669282965651762008-08-14T18:13:00.002-03:002008-08-14T18:30:18.212-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKSjn287BhI/AAAAAAAAAUc/--lT-tbBtt4/s1600-h/pedrero.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKSjn287BhI/AAAAAAAAAUc/--lT-tbBtt4/s400/pedrero.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234488572072625682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8577466928296565176?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-13612213149177626732008-08-14T15:42:00.002-03:002008-08-14T15:47:06.572-03:00<p>Qual a diferença entre crianças, meninas e mulheres aos 8, 18, 28, 48, 58, 68, 78, e 88 anos de idade?</p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">8 </span>- Você a leva para a cama e lhe conta uma estória.</p><p> Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">18</span> - Você lhe conta uma estória e a leva para a cama. </p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">28 </span>- Você não precisa contar estória nenhuma para levá-la para a cama. </p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">48 </span>- Ela lhe conta uma estória e lhe leva para a cama. </p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">58</span> - Ela lhe conta uma estoria para evitar ter que ir para a cama com você. </p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">68</span> - Você fica na cama para evitar as estórias dela.. Aos 78 - Se você a levar para a cama, isso sim é uma estória! </p><p>Aos <span style="color:#ff0000;">88</span> - Que estória? Que cama? Quem é você?</p><p> </p><p>(Isso é apenas uma Brincadeira <u>Garotas</u> ;) )</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1361221314917762673?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-31896233689861097722008-08-13T22:51:00.004-03:002008-08-13T22:58:13.192-03:00<center><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6H_gWn_MXAw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6H_gWn_MXAw&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Agora um <s>São Paulino</s> Torcedor Comemorando a Jogada</strong></span></div><br /><center><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zGoVQVN7CAY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zGoVQVN7CAY&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><center> </center><center><strong>Unicos Vídeos que eu ri de Verdade Até hoje!</strong></center><center> </center><center><span style="color:#000000;">Você ja viu um Melhor?</span></center><center><span style="color:#000000;">Me mande por Email:</span></center><center><a href="mailto:juninhobairros@hotmail.com"><span style="color:#000000;">juninhobairros@hotmail.com</span></a></center><center> </center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3189623368986109772?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-37693996478823443122008-08-13T20:00:00.000-03:002008-08-13T20:04:31.957-03:00<a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://buzz.globo.com/files/136/2008/08/cheiro-do-ouro-jb.jpg" alt="cheiro-do-ouro-jb.jpg" /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Como diria o Richarlysson : Delííííiiiiciaa !<br /></p><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3769399647882344312?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-56196112490670041712008-08-13T13:37:00.001-03:002008-08-13T13:37:49.724-03:00Dois advogados saem do escritório cansados. Com a gravata semi-aberta, cigarro no canto da boca depois de um dia estafante de trabalho, um vira para o outro e pergunta:<br />- Vamos tomar alguma coisa?<br />O outro arregala os olhos empolgado e responde:<br />- Vamos! Mas de quem?<br /><br />^^<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5619611249067004171?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-39061442414078239262008-08-12T21:52:00.000-03:002008-08-12T21:52:20.343-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKDYpvXpi4I/AAAAAAAAARQ/aI87M66bknQ/s1600-h/LulaPedreiro3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKDYpvXpi4I/AAAAAAAAARQ/aI87M66bknQ/s400/LulaPedreiro3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233420978606410626" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3906144241407823926?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-28271162250534841872008-08-12T21:39:00.003-03:002008-08-12T21:41:01.358-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Clique </span>na Imagem Para Ler e entender!<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKItVm8TkzI/AAAAAAAAASQ/9nKR6rLE364/s1600-h/porrasalgada.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 167px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKItVm8TkzI/AAAAAAAAASQ/9nKR6rLE364/s400/porrasalgada.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233795566211928882" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2827116225053484187?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-72675239438254039032008-08-12T21:19:00.004-03:002008-08-12T21:36:38.485-03:00<center><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Não</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Clique na Imagem Para </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Não</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Ver ele e seus irmãos Fazendo uma boquinha!</span></center><br /><br /><center></div><a href="http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8479/puppies1xc5.png"><img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9624/2190ec7.png" /></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7267523943825403903?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-74065853819266094182008-08-12T21:07:00.002-03:002008-08-12T21:11:43.073-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/foto/0,,15274702-EX,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/foto/0,,15274702-EX,00.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>O diretor musical da cerimônia de abertura das Olimpíadas <span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> admitiu que a menina chinesa que supostamente cantou “Ode à Pátria” durante o show no estádio Ninho de Pássaro não era a dona da voz. O motivo? A cantora verdadeira não era suficientemente bonita para representar a China.<br /> <br /> - Queríamos passar uma imagem perfeita e pensamos no que seria melhor para a nação - explica Chen Quigang, em entrevista à televisão chinesa.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"> <a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Pequim2008/Noticias/0,,MUL720789-9823,00-ESTETICA+FEZ+DIRETOR+MUSICAL+ESCALAR+FALSA+CANTORA+NA+ABERTURA+DOS+JOGOS.html">+Leia Mais</a><br /><a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Pequim2008/Noticias/0,,MUL720789-9823,00-ESTETICA+FEZ+DIRETOR+MUSICAL+ESCALAR+FALSA+CANTORA+NA+ABERTURA+DOS+JOGOS.html"> </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7406585381926609418?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-28379776401640524462008-08-12T21:00:00.002-03:002008-08-12T21:06:36.163-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk9xrAvKI/AAAAAAAAAR4/kQNgKvYbMF4/s1600-h/072908224222zd2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk9xrAvKI/AAAAAAAAAR4/kQNgKvYbMF4/s400/072908224222zd2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233786360682298530" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk-lGFtjI/AAAAAAAAASA/hlP0UFUEc8o/s1600-h/072908224435bq1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk-lGFtjI/AAAAAAAAASA/hlP0UFUEc8o/s400/072908224435bq1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233786374486079026" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk_jjEmlI/AAAAAAAAASI/S3ZjhH_vSDs/s1600-h/072908224501ay5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIk_jjEmlI/AAAAAAAAASI/S3ZjhH_vSDs/s400/072908224501ay5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233786391250639442" border="0" /></a><br />oque Achou?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2837977640164052446?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-32001880686117107512008-08-12T20:50:00.000-03:002008-08-12T20:53:47.762-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIiY5tQZbI/AAAAAAAAARY/7QThtcWKYCk/s1600-h/vidamoderna-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SKIiY5tQZbI/AAAAAAAAARY/7QThtcWKYCk/s400/vidamoderna-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233783528160781746" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3200188068611710751?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-86133920952268880542008-08-12T17:00:00.000-03:002008-08-12T17:00:00.898-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKDQJjfHW2I/AAAAAAAAAUU/WjZIReMdAUU/s1600-h/ekj97b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKDQJjfHW2I/AAAAAAAAAUU/WjZIReMdAUU/s400/ekj97b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233411629567662946" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8613392095226888054?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-71018470502625672232008-08-12T12:00:00.001-03:002008-08-12T12:00:05.253-03:00Está rolando uma enquete no jornal argentino <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.ole.clarin.com/diario/hoy/index.html');" href="http://www.ole.clarin.com/diario/hoy/index.html" target="_blank">Olé</a>, sobre quem ganhará a medalha de ouro nos jogos olímpicos de Pequim, é claro que Argentina está vencendo, e com 70% dos votos. Por isso estamos convocando nossos leitores para votarem no Brasil e virar esse jogo. Vamos ganhar dos argentinos na casa deles, entre no <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.ole.clarin.com/diario/hoy/index.html');" href="http://www.ole.clarin.com/diario/hoy/index.html" target="_blank">site do Olé</a> e vote no Brasil! <p style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKC1TBqBSsI/AAAAAAAAAUE/SkSZDdlGl1s/s1600-h/ole-11-08-081.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKC1TBqBSsI/AAAAAAAAAUE/SkSZDdlGl1s/s400/ole-11-08-081.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233382105471339202" border="0" /></a></p> <p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">Se você tem um blog participe, convoque seus leitores para votarem no Brasil.</p><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7101847050262567223?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-79012250678645932452008-08-11T20:32:00.002-03:002008-08-11T20:33:39.363-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKDMKj6nTMI/AAAAAAAAAUM/yjJRKKXgqJ4/s1600-h/LulaPedreiro1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKDMKj6nTMI/AAAAAAAAAUM/yjJRKKXgqJ4/s400/LulaPedreiro1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233407248816360642" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7901225067864593245?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-56300358853597340432008-08-11T19:40:00.004-03:002008-08-11T19:51:03.111-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SKDBGo8eseI/AAAAAAAAAEk/VfymejbVBhg/s1600-h/LulaPedreiro1.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233395086818980322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SKDBGo8eseI/AAAAAAAAAEk/VfymejbVBhg/s400/LulaPedreiro1.png" border="0" /></a> Fique Atento, Logo Logo Tem Mais Cantadas de Pedreiros (Fail)!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5630035885359734043?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-36069283251543461422008-08-11T18:33:00.000-03:002008-08-11T18:34:06.650-03:00<h3 class="post-title"> </h3> <div class="post-body"> <div align="center"> <div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://images.ig.com.br/minhasnoticias/2008/8/8/27897.jpg" /><br /></div><em>Moeda de Euro com o rosto de Homer Simpson</em><br /><br /><br />O senhor José Martinez contava o dinheiro de sua caixa registradora, em Aviles, na Espanha, quando se deparou com uma moeda de euro com o rosto de Homer Simpson, da famosa série americana "Os Simpsons", no lugar do rei da espanha.<br /><br />"A moeda deve ter sido feita por um profissional, o trabalho é impressionante", comenta ele.<br /><br />O autor desconhecido da "obra de arte" da moeda não foi identificado, e até agora nenhuma outra moeda igual foi encontrada em circulação. “Chegaram a oferecer 20 euros pela moeda”, comenta Martinez.<br /><br />Fonte: <a href="http://www.cogumelolouco.com/">Cogumelo Louco</a><br /></div></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3606928325154346142?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-60578761205153411432008-08-11T15:00:00.000-03:002008-08-11T19:52:44.592-03:00Quem assistiu a abertura dos jogos olímpicos de Pequim talvez não tenha notado, mas aconteceu uma pequena falha técnica durante o vôo do atleta chinês Li Ning. Enquanto ele voava para acender a pira olímpica, a famosa tela azul, ou tela da morte do windows, resolveu dar as caras: <p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCzlmES8AI/AAAAAAAAATs/rfWTRIStE6g/s1600-h/bsod_nest_main2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233380225459613698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCzlmES8AI/AAAAAAAAATs/rfWTRIStE6g/s400/bsod_nest_main2.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCzwIFUImI/AAAAAAAAAT0/mQRFIW_McDU/s1600-h/bsod4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233380406389383778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCzwIFUImI/AAAAAAAAAT0/mQRFIW_McDU/s400/bsod4.jpg" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCz35s82sI/AAAAAAAAAT8/PdnOcKA7cvE/s1600-h/bsod.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233380539968051906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BxaL8mOuEYs/SKCz35s82sI/AAAAAAAAAT8/PdnOcKA7cvE/s400/bsod.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></p><br /><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></p><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">HAHAHAHA ! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6057876120515341143?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-89133380165862600292008-08-10T12:00:00.000-03:002008-08-10T12:00:02.567-03:00<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 85%;"><br /></span><br /><p align="center"><img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror4.jpg" /><br /></p><p align="center"> <img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror2.jpg" /></p><div align="center"><br /><img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror3.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror5.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror6.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/mirror1.jpg" /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8913338016586260029?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-23707482972166096652008-08-09T21:52:00.000-03:002008-08-09T21:53:10.673-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><img src="http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/5546/bpht2.jpg" /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Fonte: <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Cogumelo Louco</span></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.cogumelolouco.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2370748297216609665?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-75102103743383447352008-08-09T16:02:00.003-03:002008-08-09T16:04:49.351-03:00<center><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0" width="500" height="350"><br />  <param name="movie" value="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0230_emo_clubber.swf" /><br />  <param name="quality" value="high" /><br />  <embed src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0230_emo_clubber.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="350"></embed><br /></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7510210374338344735?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-84039935381023425192008-08-09T01:38:00.005-03:002008-08-09T01:50:33.107-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Já Descobriu??<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Clique</span> na Imagem Para Conferir!<br /><br /></div><center><a href="http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5968/newstormnotitiapresentafs0.png"><img src="http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9389/plantinhavv3.png" /></a></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Mais 1 DA Categoria "Piadas Sem a Mínima Graça"<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8403993538102342519?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-55507963883197123542008-08-09T01:06:00.003-03:002008-08-09T01:15:01.682-03:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Onde você vai?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Vou sair um pouco.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vai de carro?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Sim.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Tem gasolina?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Sim…. coloquei.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vai demorar?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… coisa de uma hora.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vai a algum lugar específico?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… só rodar por aí.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não prefere ir a pé?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… vou de carro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Traz um sorvete pra mim!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Trago… que sabor?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Manga.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Ok… na volta eu passo e compro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Na volta?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Sim… senão derrete.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Passa lá, compra e deixa aqui..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… melhor não! Na volta… é rápido!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ahhhhh!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Quando eu voltar eu tomo com você!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Mas você não gosta de manga!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Eu compro outro… de outro sabor.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Aí fica caro… traz de cupuaçu!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Eu não gosto também.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Traz de chocolate… nós dois gostamos.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Ok! Beijo…. volto logo….</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ei!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - O que?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Chocolate não… Flocos…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não gosto de flocos!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Então traz de manga prá mim e o que quiser prá você.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Foi o que sugeri desde o começo!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Você está sendo irônico?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não tô não! Vou indo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vem aqui me dar um beijo de despedida!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Querida! Eu volto logo… depois.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Depois não… quero agora!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Tá bom! (Beijo.)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vai com o seu ou com o meu carro?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Com o meu.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Vai com o meu… tem cd player… o seu não!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não vou ouvir música… vou espairecer…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Tá precisando?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não sei… vou ver quando sair!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Demora não!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - É rápido… (Abre a porta de casa.)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ei!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Que foi agora?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Nossa!!! Que grosso! Vai embora!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Calma… estou tentando sair e não consigo!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Porque quer ir sozinho? Vai encontrar alguém?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - O que quer dizer?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Nada… nada não!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Vem cá…. acha que estou te traindo?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não… claro que não… mas sabe como é?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Como é o quê?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Homens!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Generalizando ou falando de mim?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Generalizando..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Então não é meu caso… sabe que eu não faria isso!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Tá bom… então vai.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Vou.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ei!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Que foi, cacete!!!!!!!!! ?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Leva o celular, estúpido!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Prá quê? Prá você ficar me ligando?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não… caso aconteça algo, estará com celular.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… pode deixar…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Olha… desculpa pela desconfiança, estou com saudade, só isso!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Ok, meu amor… Desculpe-me se fui grosso.. Tá.. eu te amo!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Eu também! Posso futricar no seu celular?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Prá quê?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Sei lá! Joguinho!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Você quer meu celular prá jogar?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - É.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Tem certeza?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Sim.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Liga o computador… lá tem um monte de joguinhos!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não sei mexer naquela lata velha!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Lata velha? Comprei pra a gente mês passado!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Tá..ok… então leva o celular senão eu vou futricar…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Pode mexer então… não tem nada lá mesmo…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - É?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - É.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Então onde está?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - O quê?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - O que deveria estar no celular mas não está….</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Como!?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Nada! Esquece!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Tá nervosa?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não… tô não…</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Então vou!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ei!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - O que ééééééé, caraioooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Não quero mais sorvete não!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Ah é?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - É!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Então eu também não vou sair mais não!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Ah é?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - É.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Oba! Vai ficar comigo?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não vou não… cansei… vou dormir!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Prefere dormir do que ficar comigo?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Não… vou dormir, só isso!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Está nervoso?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Claro, porraaaaaaaaaaaa !!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Mulher - Porque você não vai dar uma volta para espairecer?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;">Homem - Ah, vai tomar no Cu…</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2168/120pxcomprimentarasograzn4.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 188px; height: 141px;" src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2168/120pxcomprimentarasograzn4.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Axei no <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">me</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">tapei</span>de<span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">nojo</span>.blogspot.com</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5550796388319712354?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-82682433527812759152008-08-07T15:16:00.005-03:002008-08-08T00:25:11.691-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Já Ouviu a Música Cogumelos Azuis do Ventania?<br />Dá uma conferida ae ;)<br /><center></center></div><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjny5TEP6CU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjny5TEP6CU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Vídeo Postado em Homenagem ao <span style="font-weight: bold;">Blog </span>que vem me<br />Ajudando de tudo que é Jeito desde o Início do <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Blog dus bão"<br /><br />Visite:<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.cogumelolouco.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">www.<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Cogumelo</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">louco</span>.com</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></a><br /></div><br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8268243352781275915?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-19434662415921295672008-08-06T19:29:00.002-03:002008-08-06T19:31:51.192-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(Clique na Imagem para melhor Visualização)</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJomDfAo-uI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/ZJy0JT8B4Is/s1600-h/dragonball.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJomDfAo-uI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/ZJy0JT8B4Is/s400/dragonball.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231535758449900258" border="0" /></a><br /></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1943466241592129567?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-40157912921106783942008-08-06T17:09:00.004-03:002008-08-06T17:13:41.339-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJoFRHqW6VI/AAAAAAAAAQw/kwyyVtYNh9I/s1600-h/16-03-08_1653.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJoFRHqW6VI/AAAAAAAAAQw/kwyyVtYNh9I/s400/16-03-08_1653.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231499708816877906" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Mascul</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><s>E</s></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">no prá Lá!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >~~></span><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4015791292110678394?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-44637058158357708212008-08-06T17:00:00.002-03:002008-08-06T17:02:36.708-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJoDFMbweaI/AAAAAAAAAQo/oz4EOW5K8R0/s1600-h/Sem.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJoDFMbweaI/AAAAAAAAAQo/oz4EOW5K8R0/s400/Sem.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231497304916130210" border="0" /></a>Valeu pela Imagem Igor ;)<br />Envie-nos mais Imagens, pelo Email <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Juninhobairros@hotmail.com</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4463705815835770821?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-48002147473830852512008-08-06T16:45:00.005-03:002008-08-06T16:50:10.121-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(CLIQUE na Imagem para Melhor Visualização)</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJn_a3Xnj8I/AAAAAAAAAQg/iuPirtNvhu4/s1600-h/dedo+cu.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 191px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJn_a3Xnj8I/AAAAAAAAAQg/iuPirtNvhu4/s400/dedo+cu.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231493279172235202" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">O que me Deixou mais Assustado quando vi essa comunidade, foi a quantidade de <s>Viados</s> Homens que participam.(Risos)<br /><br />=)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4800214747383085251?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-82748492843157263152008-08-05T22:20:00.018-03:002008-08-05T23:23:07.988-03:00<p>Parceria com o <strong>Blogdusbao.blogspot.com</strong>Todo blog Faz parcerias para crescer. 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color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Mais Uma da Categoria</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">"Piadas Sem a Mínima Graça"</span><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2250091369292978480?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-45201526449412398402008-08-03T19:00:00.002-03:002008-08-03T19:05:16.247-03:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Porsche 911 Cabriolet</span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrB-iJuTI/AAAAAAAAAOw/gosNDq0sL_A/s1600-h/0,,15189315,00.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrB-iJuTI/AAAAAAAAAOw/gosNDq0sL_A/s320/0,,15189315,00.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230415330203515186" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrCO5KLxI/AAAAAAAAAO4/aRsnW7sgWwc/s1600-h/0,,15189317,00.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrCO5KLxI/AAAAAAAAAO4/aRsnW7sgWwc/s320/0,,15189317,00.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230415334594981650" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrCl9jx6I/AAAAAAAAAPA/KSLegAzEAa4/s1600-h/0,,15189317,002.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrCl9jx6I/AAAAAAAAAPA/KSLegAzEAa4/s320/0,,15189317,002.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230415340787451810" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrC00qigI/AAAAAAAAAPI/ZormBfmeYss/s1600-h/porshe.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJYrC00qigI/AAAAAAAAAPI/ZormBfmeYss/s320/porshe.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230415344776677890" border="0" /></a><br />Sobre a carroceria Tem milhares de folhas de ouro, com acabamento especial, feito a mão. Há desenhos que imitam chapas de metal e ainda flores e tribais. Rodas e lanternas foram pintadas de preto.<br />A última alteração está no tapete, que também ostenta um desenho tribal.</div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4520152644941239840?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-61467713005702155462008-08-02T13:51:00.001-03:002008-08-02T13:53:47.498-03:00<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">O novo Padre da paróquia estava tão nervoso, no seu primeiro</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> sermão,que quase não conseguiu falar. Antes do seu segundo sermão,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> no domingo seguinte, perguntou ao Arcebispo como poderia fazer para</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> relaxar, e este lhe sugeriu que na próxima vez, colocasse umas gotas de</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> vodka na água, e que depois de uns goles estaria mais relaxado.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> No domingo seguinte aplicou a sugestão e sentiu-se tão bem, que</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> poderia falar alto até no meio de uma tempestade, de tão feliz e</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> descontraído que se encontrava. Depois de regressar à reitoria da</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> paróquia encontrou uma nota do Arcebispo dizendo:</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> "Prezado padre:</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 1 </span>- Na próxima vez coloque gotas de Vodka na água e não gotas de água na Vodka.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 2 - Não coloque limão e açúcar na borda da taça.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 3 - O missal não é um apoio para copo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 4 - O manto da imagem de N.S.J. C. não deve ser usado como guardanapo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 5 - Existem 10 Mandamentos e não 12.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 6 - Existiram 12 Apóstolos e não 10.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 7 - Não nos referimos a Cruz como "aquele T grande".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 8 - Não nos referimos ao nosso Salvador Jesus Cristo e seus Apóstolos como "JC e sua Banda".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 9 - Davi derrotou Golias com um estilingue e uma pedra, e nunca teve nenhuma relação sexual com ele.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 10 - Não nos referimos a Judas como "Filho da Puta".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 11 - O Papa é sagrado e não castrado; e não nos referimos a ele como "O Padrinho".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 12 - O Pai, O Filho e O Espirito Santo não são "O Velho, o Júnior e o Aparecido".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 13 - Judas não enforcou Jesus, e Tiradentes não tem nada a ver com a história.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 14 - A Hóstia não é chicletes, portanto evite tentar fazer bolas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 15 - Backstreet Boys não estava na relação de música do coro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 16 - Aquela "casinha" era o confessionário e não o banheiro.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 17 - Evite apoiar-se na imagem de Nossa Senhora, muito menos abraçá-la.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 18 - A iniciativa de chamar o público para dançar foi muito plausível, mas fazer trenzinho e correr pela igreja, não.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 19 - Limite-se a sermões sobre religião e evite falar de futebol e política.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 20 - Água benta é para se benzer e não refrescar a nuca.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 21 - Nunca reze a missa sentado na escada do altar, muito menos com o pé sobre a Bíblia Sagrada.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 22 - As hóstias devem ser distribuídas para o povo e não usadas de aperitivo para acompanhar o vinho.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 23 - Nem Bruce Willis nem Sharon Stone estavam na Reencarnação de Cristo.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 24 - Aquele pregado na cruz era Jesus Cristo e não Raul Seixas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 25 - Edir Macedo não é Diretor Financeiro da Igreja Católica.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 26 - Procure usar roupas debaixo da batina. Evite abanar-se com a batina quando estiver com calor.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 27 - Nunca, mas nunca mesmo leia "Casos Sexuais Verídicos" em uma missa.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 28 - O nome do Papa é João Paulo e não Leonardo, e nenhum dos dois fez dupla com Xororó.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 29 - Belém onde Jesus Nasceu não fica no Rio Grande do Sul.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 30 - Judas vendeu Jesus no Sanedrin e não no mercado persa e foi em 30 moedas de ouro e não em duas pila.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 31 - Os pecadores quando morrem vão para o inferno e não para a puta que os pariu !!!!!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 32 - Numa missa não se faz perguntas ao publico, nem existem cartas e universitários.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 33 - Onde se reza a missa é o altar e não o "Palco do Mundo".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Pelos 45 minutos de missa que acompanhei, notei essas falhas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Lembro que uma missa leva em torno de 1 hora e não 2 tempos de 45 minutos.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Espero que tais falhas sejam corrigidas já para o próximo domingo.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Atenciosamente,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> O Arcebispo</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> PS:Aquele sentado no canto do altar, ao qual se referiu como "travesti de saia", era eu.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Copiei do Véio Tarado!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></p><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6146771300570215546?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-77798844469445406502008-08-02T02:05:00.002-03:002008-08-02T02:09:01.377-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Clique na Imagem Para Visualizar</strong></span></div><br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJPrhUTImwI/AAAAAAAAAEU/oOgcLSqpgzY/s1600-h/ATgAAAD.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229782549924453122" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="264" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJPrhUTImwI/AAAAAAAAAEU/oOgcLSqpgzY/s320/ATgAAAD.jpg" width="361" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7779884446944540650?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-5891133750368071502008-08-01T19:49:00.004-03:002008-08-01T19:58:54.530-03:00<div style="text-align: center;">Agora Falta "Nitra" e "Rebaixar" ele(Risos)<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJOUN-16-5I/AAAAAAAAAOo/3g1fyMGkVpc/s1600-h/mouse+neon.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJOUN-16-5I/AAAAAAAAAOo/3g1fyMGkVpc/s320/mouse+neon.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229686560235649938" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(Clique na imagem,para visualizar melhor)</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-589113375036807150?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-45981832660365028662008-08-01T17:17:00.004-03:002008-08-01T17:31:28.537-03:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">O Alpinista!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#999999;">(Crer ou não Crer?Eis a Questão)</span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJNvfXXhM4I/AAAAAAAAAEM/bG8E1bMOzMQ/s1600-h/alpinista6-full.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229646176946566018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJNvfXXhM4I/AAAAAAAAAEM/bG8E1bMOzMQ/s320/alpinista6-full.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Contam que um alpinista, desesperado por conquistar uma altíssima montanha, iniciou sua escalada depois de anos de preparação. Como queria a glória só para ele, resolveu subir sem companheiros.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Durante a subida foi ficando tarde e mais tarde, e ele não havia se preparado para acampar, sendo que decidiu seguir subindo... e por fim ficou escuro.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">A noite era muito densa naquele ponto da montanha, e não se podia ver absolutamente nada. Tudo era negro, visibilidade zero, a lua e as estrelas estavam encobertas pelas nuvens.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Ao subir por um caminho estreito, a apenas poucos metros do topo, escorregou e precipitou-se pelos ares, caindo a uma velocidade vertiginosa. O alpinista via apenas velozes manchas escuras passando por ele e sentia a terrível sensação de estar sendo sugado pela gravidade. Continuava caindo...</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">E em seus angustiantes momentos, passaram por sua mente alguns episódios felizes e outros tristes de sua vida. </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Pensava na proximidade da morte, sem solução... De repente, sentiu um fortíssimo solavanco, causado pelo esticar da corda na qual estava amarrado e presa nas estacas cravadas na montanha.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Nesse momento de silêncio e solidão, suspenso no ar, não havia nada que pudesse fazer e gritou com todas as suas forças: <span style="color:#000000;">MEU DEUS, ME AJUDA</span> !!!</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">De repente, uma voz grave e profunda vinda dos céus lhe respondeu: </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">- QUE QUERES QUE EU TE FAÇA?</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">- Salva-me, meu DEUS !!! </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">-REALMENTE CRÊS QUE EU POSSO SALVÁ-LO?</span> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">- Com toda certeza Senhor !!!</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">-ENTÃO CORTA A CORDA NA QUAL ESTÁS AMARRADO...</span></div><p><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Houve um momento de silêncio; então o homem agarrou-se ainda mais fortemente à corda..</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Conta a equipe de resgate, que no outro dia encontraram o alpinista morto, congelado pelo frio, com as mãos agarradas fortemente à corda... A APENAS DOIS METROS DO SOLO...</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong>E você? Cortaria a corda ?</strong> (comente)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4598183266036502866?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-27816583409941986312008-07-31T23:19:00.005-03:002008-07-31T23:37:32.713-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">O governo,após investir Milhões e Milhões com imagens em carteiras de cigarros para conscientizar os fumantes a abandonar o Vício,deu um </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Basta</span><span style="font-size:130%;">!<br /><br /><br />Como as imagens de </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >pulmões sujos,Fetos,ratos mortos</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, não adiantaram nada,<br />nas últimas semanas,o </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >Ministério da Saúde</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> resolveu apelar, para imagens Totalmente </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Fortes</span><span style="font-size:130%;">.<br /><br />O </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Resultado</span><span style="font-size:130%;">,vem sendo muito </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Empolgante</span><span style="font-size:130%;">!<br /><br />Usuários que ainda não conseguiram largar o </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Vício</span><span style="font-size:130%;">,confessam que sentiram muito medo e estão perdendo Noites de Sono,por culpa da publicidade!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Veja </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Abaixo</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> um Exemplo das Novas Imagens imprimidas</span><br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJJ17H1JPfI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/7FDPstCNgdg/s1600-h/cn.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SJJ17H1JPfI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/7FDPstCNgdg/s320/cn.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229371775905250802" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Diga Não ao Cigarro!</span></span><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2781658340994198631?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-58501509923157865832008-07-31T22:49:00.000-03:002008-07-31T22:50:21.416-03:00<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.umbigoblogs.com/noteu/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/skipwaste-by-oliver-bishop-young-squ.jpg" alt="" title="skipwaste-by-oliver-bishop-young-squ" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-470" height="450" width="450" /></p><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5850150992315786583?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-53754976265286371312008-07-31T22:33:00.000-03:002008-07-31T22:49:27.658-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.umbigoblogs.com/noteu/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cidade_irma.jpg"><img src="http://www.umbigoblogs.com/noteu/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cidade_irma.jpg" alt="" title="cidade_irma" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-484" height="300" width="400" /></a><br /></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5375497626528637131?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-88585851872817248982008-07-31T22:30:00.000-03:002008-07-31T22:31:30.132-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7955/foreveruj5.png" border="0" height="309" width="424" /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Fonte: <a href="http://cyanidehappinesstraduzidos.blogspot.com/"> Cyanide Traduzido </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8858585187281724898?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-24584157253327128452008-07-31T22:25:00.000-03:002008-07-31T22:28:45.775-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://buzz.globo.com/files/136/2008/07/dia-do-orgasmo-jb.jpg" alt="dia-do-orgasmo-jb.jpg" /><br /><br />Fonte: <a href="http://buzz.globo.com/jacarebanguela/"> Jacaré Banguela </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2458415725332712845?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-69167816368165727032008-07-31T18:35:00.002-03:002008-07-31T18:40:08.437-03:00E para Comemorar esse Dia, irei postar o <span style="font-weight: bold;">Orgasmo Feminino</span>,que encontrei no <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Cogumelo</span> Louco!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1 - Asmática:</span><br />- Uhh... uhhh... uhhh...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2 - Geográfica:</span><br />- Aqui, aqui, aqui, aqui...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3 - Matemática:</span><br />- Mais, mais, mais, mais...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4 - Religiosa:</span><br />- Oh meu Deus!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 - Suicida:</span><br />- Eu vou morrer, eu vou morrer...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6 - Homicida:</span><br />- Se você parar agora, eu te maaaaaatooo!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7 - A Sorveteira:</span><br />- Ai Kibon, ai Kibon, ai Kibon...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 - A gaga</span><br />OOoo papapa la<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9 - Torcedora de Futebol:</span><br />- Vai... Vai... Vai...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10 - Professora de inglês:</span><br />- Ohhh... YES!!! Ohhh...YES...!!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">11 - Tipo mulher do "Rubens Barrichelo":</span><br />- Não pára! Não pára! Não pára!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">12 - Ambiciosa:</span><br />- Eu quero tudo!!! Vai poem tudo!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">13 - A gulosa:</span><br />- Que delicia, que delicia...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">14 - Negativa:</span><br />- Não... não... não...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">15 - Positiva:</span><br />- Sim... Sim... Sim...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">16 - Pornográfica:</span><br />- Me <s>fo..</s> PQP... vai FDP...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">17 - Maria Bretera:</span><br />- Vai meu touro.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">18 - Professora:</span><br />- Sim... isso... por aí... agora.. exato... isso...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">19 - Sensitiva:</span><br />- Tô sentindo... tô sentindo...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">20 - Desinformada:</span><br />- O que é isso?... O que é isso?...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">21 - Analista de Sistemas:</span><br />- O.k....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">22 - Flanelinha:</span><br />- Vem... Vem... Vem... aíííí... agora solta....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">23 - Psicóloga:</span><br />- Freud... Freud... Freud mais..<br /><br /><br />E pra acompanhar esse Post, indico um Site que contém um Simulador de Orgasmo On line,bem Legal!<br /><br />http://www.serqueira.com.br/simorg.htm<br /><br />Valeu, e um <span style="font-weight: bold;">Feliz Dia do Orgasmo</span>!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6916781636816572703?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-64513837815806044612008-07-31T18:25:00.002-03:002008-07-31T18:27:35.281-03:00<p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ktbA7HXVTws&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ktbA7HXVTws&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center">O Brasil,pode até ser o País do Futebol,mas abilidade igual esses caras eu nunca vi!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-6451383781580604461?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-11010529308284812352008-07-30T20:47:00.001-03:002008-07-30T20:48:57.177-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0217.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 546px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="133" alt="" src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0217.jpg" border="0" /></a> Mas não dirija ;)<br /></div><span style="font-size:78%;">Fonte: Dr Pepper</span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/kkkk"><br /><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-1101052930828481235?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-49699369239817233792008-07-30T20:38:00.004-03:002008-07-30T20:43:30.740-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD7qzrJOvI/AAAAAAAAAEE/7zXhRiqk2Tk/s1600-h/tamanhoja0.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228955880221391602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="351" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD7qzrJOvI/AAAAAAAAAEE/7zXhRiqk2Tk/s320/tamanhoja0.png" width="362" border="0" /></a> Faça o Teste e comente!</div><div align="center">Eu sou <strong><span style="color:#000000;">Muito Macho</span>!=<span style="color:#ff0000;">)</span></strong><br /></div><div align="right"><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Visite o</span></strong> <a href="http://www.cogumelolouco.com/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Cogumelo</span> <span style="color:#009900;">Louco</span> </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4969936923981723379?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-334816633048309302008-07-30T20:33:00.003-03:002008-07-31T16:38:05.144-03:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD61bavABI/AAAAAAAAAD8/PNrso26rJbc/s1600-h/chris_brown_5752.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228954963177046034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD61bavABI/AAAAAAAAAD8/PNrso26rJbc/s320/chris_brown_5752.jpg" border="0" /></a> Tah Tah,sei que essa foi De Matar(Risos)</div><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www."></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-33481663304830930?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-26461474371449995282008-07-30T20:30:00.001-03:002008-07-30T20:37:41.526-03:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD54jB5BoI/AAAAAAAAAD0/JuSftHWWWsM/s1600-h/Praca152.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228953917248308866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="225" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SJD54jB5BoI/AAAAAAAAAD0/JuSftHWWWsM/s320/Praca152.jpg" width="373" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www."></a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-2646147437144999528?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-47175313049578371332008-07-29T23:38:00.003-03:002008-07-29T23:43:40.801-03:00<div align="center">Finalmente encontrei algo que gostaria de Fazer! É algo simples, mas muito honrado. E ainda, trás alegria para mim e, principalmente, para as crianças!</div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qYf_PP6fc1E/SGZNK8j6G1I/AAAAAAAAC5Q/r-PHqDa3m3Q/s400/TheBestJob.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 382px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="276" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_qYf_PP6fc1E/SGZNK8j6G1I/AAAAAAAAC5Q/r-PHqDa3m3Q/s400/TheBestJob.jpg" border="0" /></a> Não,Não,Não, eu não sonho em ser uma Apresentadora de Programa Infantil!</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Eu sonho em ser é um <strong>controlador de fantoches</strong> num programa infantil</div><div align="center"><br /></div><a href="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/TheBestJob2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 373px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 412px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="410" alt="" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/TheBestJob2.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>Vai Dizer,que vc não iria Gostar de Receber,para FAzer isso?<br /></p><br /><p><em><span style="font-size:78%;">Vi no:<strong>capinaremos</strong></span><br /></em></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www."></a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-4717531304957837133?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-51592358521984178452008-07-29T23:09:00.007-03:002008-07-29T23:14:34.844-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/internet1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/internet1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/internet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc47/Zanfelitche/internet.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Vi no:<span style="font-weight: bold;">Capinaremos</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5159235852198417845?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-89684903303736714302008-07-29T22:53:00.003-03:002008-07-29T22:56:35.717-03:00<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SI_KAYd1eyI/AAAAAAAAADs/zold8OpOjvs/s1600-h/2580785470_43d27e9167_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228619800316836642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SI_KAYd1eyI/AAAAAAAAADs/zold8OpOjvs/s320/2580785470_43d27e9167_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SI_J7pG0EdI/AAAAAAAAADk/MT_-LBygY2k/s1600-h/2579957135_7c3218e728_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228619718884331986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_lhJ2GuSDoBk/SI_J7pG0EdI/AAAAAAAAADk/MT_-LBygY2k/s320/2579957135_7c3218e728_o.jpg" border="0" /></a> Oque Você acha?</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Imagem Enviada por um de nossos Leitores,com essa pequena Duvida!</span><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www."></a> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-8968490330373671430?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JuNioRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10343929264661707967noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-76841376596756627412008-07-29T22:08:00.002-03:002008-07-29T22:26:57.861-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-6Yx23FN1W8/SI8gofynBXI/AAAAAAAAAk0/j_P4QLfLZz8/s1600-h/banheiro+para+emo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228433572501063026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-6Yx23FN1W8/SI8gofynBXI/AAAAAAAAAk0/j_P4QLfLZz8/s400/banheiro+para+emo.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.%20%20%20%20%20%20%20.com"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-7684137659675662741?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-56046760126706000432008-07-28T22:05:00.001-03:002008-07-28T22:05:59.266-03:00<p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/luizpiantino/download.gif" src="http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/luizpiantino/download.gif" /><br /></div><p><a href="http://www.triplosentido.com/2008/07/criatividade-tudo.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 78%;"><br /></span></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-5604676012670600043?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-38264854029768732452008-07-28T20:28:00.004-03:002008-07-28T20:34:44.264-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SI5Wx8v-KLI/AAAAAAAAAN4/NyUGhPNY7OE/s1600-h/vento_levou.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 358px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_FgfRHf193jM/SI5Wx8v-KLI/AAAAAAAAAN4/NyUGhPNY7OE/s320/vento_levou.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228211633544636594" border="0" /></a><br />Uma viagem,só de ida...<br />Um Padre,Uma Missão,Uma Lenda...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3826485402976873245?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-729963408076220162008-07-28T20:26:00.000-03:002008-07-28T20:27:10.213-03:00<h3 class="post-title"> </h3> <div class="post-body"> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ftK8NMdsTVY/SI4JYCx0yEI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/lkFUv9SZop0/s1600-h/photo_creme.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ftK8NMdsTVY/SI4JYCx0yEI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/lkFUv9SZop0/s400/photo_creme.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228126526091085890" border="0" /></a></p><p><br /></p></div>Fonte: <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Blog do Caos</span><a href="http://www.blogdocaos.blogspot.com/"> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-72996340807622016?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Netonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-91685371901602973852008-07-28T18:59:00.003-03:002008-07-28T19:05:12.054-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_kXwhb9QzWP4/SIndJ8fZL6I/AAAAAAAAAVA/zHWi_wYv7yg/s320/colando.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 404px;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_kXwhb9QzWP4/SIndJ8fZL6I/AAAAAAAAAVA/zHWi_wYv7yg/s320/colando.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Para evitar que as alunas chinesas usem esse tipo de trapaça na escola, em dias de prova, todas devem realizar os exames "vestidas" de caneta e papel.<br /><br />Alunos Brasileiros, aprovaram esse "método", e dizem que seria uma boa idéia se implantado nas escolas daqui Também!<br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:78%;" >Vi isso no: </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pagueimico.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;"> Paguei Mico</span> </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-9168537190160297385?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835463924110533240.post-34583144886482561942008-07-28T17:57:00.001-03:002008-07-28T18:00:10.331-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> 1ª Etapa do Campeonato Paranaense de Bicicross de 2008 - Guarapuava - PR </div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.empalamento.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tombo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.empalamento.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tombo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Sim, são dois pedaços da bicicleta alí. Mas o piloto tá vivo ainda.<br /><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Fonte:Empalamento.com</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835463924110533240-3458314488648256194?l=blogdusbao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JúNiOrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05850066107680304637noreply@blogger.com1